Here's another one (sorry for my English, hope it's comprehensible)
A couple is lying in the bed. In the morning, when they wake up, he says to his wife: "that's strange, nothing hurts, there's no pain at all!" His wife: "Oh well, that's the greatest thing I ever heard from someone who always worries about his pain! Be happy!". He:"Oh my God, I think some nerves must have been damaged!"
A man, in desperation over his many pains, goes to a local place of worship and prays, "Oh God, please help me get out of this mess I'm in as I'm at my wit's end."
A voice from seemingly nowhere replies, "Go see Dr Sarno."
He books an appointment with Dr Sarno and tells the doctor that God sent him.
"In that case," replied the doctor, "I will have to charge you double my regular fee."
"Why so?" asked the distraught man.
Dr Sarno replied, "Well, being a man of science, I don't believe in God so I have to treat you for your TMS as well as your delusions."
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the Doctor, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."
Dogs in Pain Being Diagnosed with Fidomyalgia at Record Rate
Ha ha, I really hope this is a joke!?! If not it would be really pervert....maybe pharma industry will show off with a brandnew anti-pain drug for dogs suffering from fibromyalgia and CFS!
TMS Jokes
Posted - 01/25/2013 : 05:07:47
